September 24, 2012

View from windowpane...


Every morning,
from my small windowpane,
I see,
The pearls,
of dew drops on grazing lane,
Those lush green leaves,
& beautiful flowers,
Bliss that heaven showers,
That pair of sparrows on the tree,
Makes love so care free,
The silky shine grass sprees,
On the rhythm of the breeze,
The songs of birdies,
fills my ears with melodies,
I see,
Far away on the horizon,
An unusual union,
The earth embracing,
In her arms the mighty sun,

I see,
I see it everyday from my small windowpane,
Detached from the world, all alone in oblivion,
Prisoner of my own soul,
Hated by one and all,
Tortured, humiliated, broken,
Shattered, scattered, forgotten,
I wish to die each day,
to let my soul fly free in the sky,
and feel the love and splendor of nature,
I saw all my life,
from my small windowpane.

September 23, 2012

Heroine: **


Albert Einstein's theory of relativity says that time is relevant and it seems to flow differently (slow or fast) for different people based on the nature of events they experience. Madhur Bhandarkar's latest flick Heroine proves it effectively and its 3 hrs feels like never ending event.

Monotony in any form sets tedium. Heroine is no exception to it. Madhur's obsession with dark side of the world of glamour, corporate, bollywood and stories of rise and fall (mainly of female protagonists) are getting exceedingly repetitive and predictable. Page 3, Corporate, Fashion and now Heroine, they all seems like “to be continued” versions or episodes of a common drama.

Heroine starts with Mahi Arora (Kareena Kapoor), an erstwhile super actress being thrown out of a car. Emotionally drained, humiliated and devastated Mahi goes to police station to file a police complain but her secretary Rasheed bhai (played by Govind Namdeo) arrives and takes her home. Movie then goes into flash back when Mahi Arora is a successful heroine and in love with superstar Aryan (Arjun Rampal). Aryan's married life is one the verge of breakdown and he is awaiting divorce from her greedy wife. Mahi is excessively insecure about her relationship with Aryan and they observe frequent tussles over the future of their relationship. Mahi suffers from bipolar disorder and undergoing a psychiatrist treatment. Her emotional imbalance and outrageous behavior takes a tall on her work and relationships and Aryan breaks up with her. Going through a lean phase, Mahi hires a PR agent Pallavi (Divya Dutta) who drafts a plan to revamp the brand Mahi. Her strategy pays up and Mahi starts getting publicity and fame with work. During this phase Angad, Indian cricket team's vice captain (Randeep Hooda) comes into her life and both gets into a steady relationship. However, Mahi's professional insecurity suffocates their relationship and Aangad too leaves Mahi. Turbulent personal relationships and professional failures takes a toll on Mahi and she goes once again to Pallavi for help whom she had humiliated earlier. Only 2 days to go for a small budget release of her come back movie, Mahi pleads to Pallavi to do anything to make the movie a hit. In desperation she hands over a tape of her intimate moments with Aryan to garner publicity right before the release. It pays off and the movie opens up with a bumper opening. Mahi again gets the much needed fame she longed for but realizes that it has come at a cost of lot many important things of her life. In the end we see Mahi living a lonesome life somewhere in Europe with no connection with her past life.

Confusing, isn't it? Despite of a potentially strong plot, Heroine fails to live up to the expectations due to its aforementioned repetitive nature. Seemingly similar characters of gossip hungry media people, ruthless film fraternity, frustrated star wives, back biting friends, homosexual fashion designers and journalists (What is Bhandarkar's fetish with these gay characters?), people with glass of wine and fake smiles in parties etc which we have been seeing since ages are repeated and it is a big turn off. Madhur's direction is unfortunately very mediocre and unwanted complex nature of the movie works against it. His characters look very artificial and cosmetic. Movie stretches infinitely and last 30 minutes seems harrowingly slow with an abrupt end.

Kareen Kapoor looks good in expensive designer dresses and heavy make up. However, her overacting and overdose of emotionally devastated behavior makes it look ridiculously painful. Her portrayal of Mahi as a success hungry star with frequent mood swings and tendency to create complications is hard to believe. Arjun Rampal and Randeep Hooda does their bit in their insignificant roles. Divya Dutta plays a small but an effective role and impresses. Ranveer Shorey, Shahana Goswami, Sanjay Sood etc are good in their roles.

Madhur Bhandarkar may have spent (rather wasted) 2 years in research for this movie but in my advice you spare 3 hours only if you have absolutely nothing to do!! 

Barfi: ****


There have been very good movies and not so good movies on deaf and mute or mentally challenged protagonists. Each one has its own tone, identity and an emotional chord with its audience. However, one common factor in these movies is the vulnerability of the protagonists and their struggle with normal people around them. Their portrayal as victims of the harsh world deliberately or inadvertently imposes a feeling of sympathy and sadness. Anurag Basus's cinematic extravaganza Barfi refuses to follow these stereotypes and is akin to the breath of a fresh air.

Set in 3 time scales of current, 1978 and 1972, Barfi is a story of a deaf and mute boy (Ranbir Kapoor) from Darjeeling and his relationship with his two leading ladies Shruti (Ilena) and Jilmil (Priyanka Chopra). Born to a chauffeur's wife who named his son after the famous Murphy Radio's baby mascot. Extremely charming, mischievous and likeable is Murphy that despite of his disability he is loved equally by all (and they call him Burfi for the way he speaks his name “Burpheee..”while introducing himself) except one fat cop who is always after Murphy like his tail.

This happy go lucky prankster loses his heart to a beautiful girl Shruti who is already engaged and to be married after 3 months. Having spent few days in Darjeeling, Murphy's infectious charm and purity takes over Shruti and she develops soft corner for him. Their bicycle races, horse rides and crazy night outs confuses Shruti and she confronts her mother who tells her own story and convinces her to forget Murphy. During this period Murphy goes to Shruti's house to meet her parents with a marriage proposal and finds Shruti with her fiance. Soon he realizes the reality and leaves her house. Shruti follows him and Murphy for the first time feels that he is victim of his disability and poverty when he expresses this to Shruti and she could not do anything but to cry over her helplessness. Amidst this events, we are introduced to a new character Jilmil who is an autistic girl from a rich family living in a special school visiting her ailing Grand father and meets her childhood friend Murphy. Murphy needs Rs. 7000 to treat his ailing father and he gets a killer idea to kidnap Jilmil to get ransom money. What happens next is a series of events that brings Jilmil and Murphy together for a lifetime and in the end we are shown a critically ill Murphy lying on death bed while Jilmil joins him for another journey together.

First 15 minutes in the movie and we know we are about to witness something special as movie takes 3 time scales jump back and forth. Anurag Basu's fantastic direction and wonderful cinematography makes Burfi a treat to watch. His characters looks so real and authentic. Anurag's uncanny ability to show beauty amidst pain and vice versa is commendable. There are some superbly crafted moments of laughter, romance and pain which gives us tears and smiles at the same time. Pritam has composed some very good melodies which gels perfectly with the mood of the movie.

Ranbir Kapoor has probably got the role of his lifetime in Barfi and he has justified it to the Tee. Brilliant is the only word that comes in mind for his performance. His Charlie Chaplin antics never looks copycat but he brings his own strength to the character. He sends clear message not only to his contemporaries but also to the acting stalwarts (and so called mega stars) that he is next big thing. He doesn't drop his shirt, doesn't throw a whacky punchline, doesn't romance in expensive designer suits yet looks irresistibly charming and fresh. Ilena D'cruz looks beautiful and impresses in her first hindi movie. Priyanka Chopra is good in pieces but her role seems too stretched and repetitive.

Barfi is another milestone after Black and will be remembered for a long time for its brilliant performances and fantastic direction. Even if you have diabetes, you can eat this Barfi!!

Ishaqzaade: **1/2


Almor, a small town somewhere in North India which observes regular frictions between 2 politically powerful families - Chauhans and Qureshis on various issues be it diesel purchase, celebrations or political campaigns. Aftab Qureshi is current MLA of the area, while his sworn enemy Surya Chauhan is desperate to gain the supremacy in Almor. Guns and pistols are like gadgets in Almor and people use it at will on any damn issue. The enmity between two families is so strong that even the kids of respective families indulge in regular verbal fights and stone pelting.

Gown up in these family tussles, Parma Chauhan and Zoya Qureshi are child hood hate-buddies. Parma is a prodigal, rowdy grand son of Surya Chauhan who is staying with his widow mother Parvati. He most of the time hangs around with his two best friends and enjoys throwing tantrums at the locals. Zoya Qureshi is a firebrand daughter of Aftab Qureshi who equally hates Chauhans and ever ready for a face-off with them along with her brothers. It becomes even more intense when Parma abducts Chanda – a local dancing queen of Kwality Bar from a function at Qureshi's bungalow. During one political campaign at their collage Parma and Zoya enters into a verbal tiff when Parma and his friends disperses the crowd gathered by Zoya to promote her father's candidature as MLA. Parma urinates on the poster of Aftab Qureshi which provokes Zoya and she slaps Parma in front of entire college. This event marks the beginning of a seemingly impossible love story. Of course not without a twist right before the end of first half. Shocked by the twist just before the interval, when we go back to our seats with more curiosity and anticipation of what's next, the movie unfortunately disappoints us. Contrary to the entertaining first half, second half lacks much needed intensity and reduces to mundane and loosely handled sequences with predictable incidences.

The script of Ishaqzaade has nothing new to offer – Two lovers from completely different background, family resistance, rebellion, confrontation and a tragic end. A formula we have seen since donkey’s years in Indian cinema. And such mundane script requires lot many catalysts to push the envelop. Ishaqzaade succeeds in doing this to an extent with fresh pair of Arjun Kapoor and Parineeti Chopra, convincing performance by entire star-cast and its not so long running time. Talking about the performances, Arjun Kapoor looks pretty convincing. His eccentricities (especially his kaminee smile with full show of battisi) as an arrogant, spoilt brat looks very much real. Though he looks clumsy at few instances but otherwise does a good job. Parineeti Chopra is definitely an actor to watch out for. She does full justice to Zoya's character as a rich, pampered fire brand girl who is ready to face anything for her ambitions. While she may not have a larger than life screen presence like Kareena or Katrina Kaif, her bindaas attitude, child like enthusiasm and a cute girl next door personality makes you like her instantaneously.

Director Habib Faisal who did a fantastic job in directing Do Dooni Chaar, a story of a simple, lovable middle class family, seem to have lost the track somewhere in Ishaqzaade. While the first half is entertaining, Habib never could generate the intensity in tragic second half. Movies like QSQT, Ek Duje ke liye etc. which had almost similar endings were so brilliantly portrayed that we almost weeped while watching them. Ishaqzaade fails to deliver here completely. For example, what Parma does to Zoya by betraying her and the events that follows after wards are very poorly handled. The way he wins the heart of Zoya again even after such heinous deed looks so mediocre. Unwanted melodrama, Indiscriminate gun fire, unnecessary use of slang language, haywire law and order situation in the town  etc. some drawback of the movie which looks unreal.

Ishaqzaade, with its limitations, however has some entertaining value thanks to the performances of lead actors and other supporting actors. I can safely say Catch it!